I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
