Social Science jokes

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?

Student: Ukraine is history!

What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?

They lower you.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

like this if you don't like school.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

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