So jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...

Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.