Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
