So Fat

So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

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  • Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

    Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

    Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

    Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

    Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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