So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"