Smartphone jokes
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.