Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
