Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(