Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I get jealous when my phone dies
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
What's the difference between an iPhone and and orphan.
One has a home.
Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
