Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
