Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
