Smartphone jokes

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

Because there is no home button.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?

"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"

I get jealous when my phone dies.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

One has a home.