why couldn't the orphan get an android... because it didn't have a home button
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
