Smartphone jokes

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?

It doesn't know jack.

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?

Because there is no home button.

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.