Slur jokes
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
Fucking Fruit!
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
You big gay.