Sledgehammer jokes

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

What happened when a hammer punished the nail?

He hit him.

Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

Jackhammer McQueerson

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.

But I also think I screwed it up.