Sledgehammer jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."