Sledgehammer jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.