Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard A. Cause they want the BONEus
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
what does a skeleton call their great grand parents a fossil
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)
why do dogs like skeletons : cuz there boneheads
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus
