whydid the skeleton eat tacos?
because he was hungry.
what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pıe_rus.
Why did'nt the skeleton go to the dance party because he had NOBODY to dance with
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
How does a skeleton kill a bug? They SOCKET!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
what do u call skeletons having sex when the relationship is dead but ur still fucking
Papyrus:sans your jokes are bad! Sans:I don’t care I got thick skin
I got some from suggestions, research, etc etc. Just to ilLUNATE you.
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
ive done a skeleTON of work to think of this joke. trust me ive got a feumer jokes
hi im a skeletion and i know a skeleTON of jokes
What do you Call A Skeletons egg?.... A eggiBONE
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
