Size

Size Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Mama

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Mama

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Height

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Jar

No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Mama

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Mouth

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Bath

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!