Size

Size Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Baseball

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"