All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
why do cows have big because they have big balls
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Yo so small that wen you go the doctor he doesn’t no you there
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
why cant orphans have chips : because it s family size
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
