Situation jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
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What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.