Situation jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
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What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."