Sisters jokes

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.