Sisters jokes

In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"

Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."

Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"

Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"

The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"

The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."

The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"

"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?