Sisters jokes

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.