Sisters jokes
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"