Sisters jokes

Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.

Sister: No, I won't stop.

Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.

Sister: What? You will see when I post it.

Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?

Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.

He sucked his sister's poop hole.

What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?

Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol