Asian without "As" is just sin.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
