Sick jokes

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.