We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
A sibling went up to there other sibling and said "dad said your adopted" and the other sibling said "you are too" then the other sibling goes "no I'm not." And the sibling says "we're twins" and the other kid goes "and your adopded... oh."
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
alright my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time and what i say is go get you boyfriend dude
When your little brother hears noice from tour room and your the only one in it
There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato" and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayonnaise all over me.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
I fucc mi brother
