Sibling jokes
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What is it about sisters who argue?
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.