Shower jokes

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.