Lovely Perv jokes

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

I love you, Lovely Perv!

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.