Lovely Perv jokes
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
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I love you, Lovely Perv!
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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Formally, I once again request that my old account Lovely Perv have all of its content removed from the site, immediately and indefinitely.
Hey guys, it’s me. The REAL lovely perv. (Seth was the one using it after I gave her my pass) just needed to say something to Seth, and make a poll. Which is more successful?
So Lovely Perv, where are you? What happened?