Shell jokes
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.