Sesame Street jokes

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.