Services jokes

A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.