Scary movie jokes
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.