What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
Dwarf Shortage.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
