Saliva jokes

When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Your fat!

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.