Why did the monster đ§ââď¸ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. đĽđ
what did the salad dressing say to the tomato? Don't look I'm Dressing!
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
Whyâs it called a Caesar Salad? âCause Caesar ruled the romaines.
âOne silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...â He is interrupted. âWhy are you saying this aloud?â A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, âYou wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,â he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers canât deny that sheâs fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks Iâm half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ainât a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldnât kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and Iâll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. Sheâs so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didnât wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause Iâm in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Iâm havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Iâm havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ainât a chef!
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
How do you make any salad int a Cesar salad? you stab it 23 times.
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What was the epileptic chefâs house special? Seizure salad.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
