Sadness

Sadness Jokes

Orphan

Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.

Rabbit

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

Orphanage

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Emo

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Orphan

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

Girlfriend

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Ligma

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Grandmother

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Emo

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

Orphan

Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?

Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!