S3x jokes

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

Why do orphans have sex?

To call someone "daddy"!

NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?

A sinkers bar.

The S in America stands for safe.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.