S3x jokes
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
The S in America stands for safe.