why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show
Family Feud
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Howard stern rules biotches!
kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego's will you please help me Kids- where's dora Swiper- she's under cardiac arrest kids - poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!!
