Rn

Rn jokes

Visa

  • I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

    The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

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  • Death Penalty

  • I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

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  • Math class

  • Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

    Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

    Son

  • Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

    and found that in all the videos his father is...

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  • Relationship

  • Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

    Devil

  • To Drew the Devil,

    We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

    Angry Alex

    Life

  • Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

    Tree

  • Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

    The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

    Drug

  • I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

    Internet meme

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