New Rn Jokes

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid

imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht

me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”

What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread

Panera Ned

Im on a roll with my jokes rn

Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫

I want to cream rn

i always say no to drugs but considering that im talking to them rn i probably already said yes

swear ur eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching rn

Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!