Peppa jokes

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

"Peppa's ribs."

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."