Tickler jokes
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
"Hee hee touched me."
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Community talk
I watch gay porn, BUT WAIT! I do it because I’m homophobic and find it hilarious, I sit there rocking back and forth, pointing and laughing at the screen, slapping my knee while eating popcorn and wiping a tear from my eye, a true rib tickler. Anyway after that lesbian-boy looking bullshit is over, I work up an appetite for some real porn and watch lesbian content to balance things out.