Respect

Respect Jokes

Paul Walker

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

Woman

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

Rape

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Midget

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

Toe

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Ground

How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?

"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"

Standard

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

Stephen Hawking

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

Bitch

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

Funeral

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

Victim

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Double Standard

I hate double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Double Standard

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Rape

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.

People

Why do you make fun of disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Australian

An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.

So I told him he was on my cock.

(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)

Note

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!