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Rose

9 months ago
The image shows a turtle climbing a fence. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red. Pigs cannot fly. Breaking News. LIVE Tortoise attempts escape because fuck you, that's why." There is a TVN Exclusive logo in the lower-right corner.
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    • Lizard

    7 months ago
    A bearded dragon lizard wears a black balaclava. The text overlay reads: "Gimme the bugs and no one gets hurt."
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    • Snake

    2 years ago

    HMMM

    A man with squinted, red eyes and a slightly amused grin looks straight at the viewer. Above him are the words: "SNAKES ARE LIKE", and below him are the words: "TAILS WITH FACES".
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    • Lizard

    7 months ago
    A picture shows a lizard with its mouth open next to a little girl in a yellow jacket who looks to the right with a surprised expression on her face. The text reads: "How I feel when I bring home hornworms."
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    • Dinosaur

    4 months ago

    Did you know

    A screenshot of a Google search for "types of dinosaurs." Below the search bar are images of dinosaurs with the labels "Velociraptor", "Spinosaurus", "Brachiosaurus", "Tyrannosaurus rex", "Diplodocus", "Brontosaurus", "Dilophosaurus", "Allosaurus", "Carnotaurus", and "Giganotosaurus", along with an image of three parakeets labeled "Birds", and an image of a chicken labeled "Chicken".
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    • Card

    1 year ago
    A Yu-Gi-Oh! card with the name "GAGAGIGO GIGANTICO" is shown, with the stats ATK/3750 and DEF/3200. A sticker of a cowboy is placed on the lower half of the card.
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    • Cricket

    7 months ago
    The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".
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    • Guy

    2 years ago

    here is a cute lil guy for anybody having a bad day

    A hand holding a small lizard.
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    • Bear

    7 months ago

    Explain bear, how was your day 😃

    A digital drawing of a bright green cartoon turtle with big, black eyes, a small tail, and a dark green shell on a white background.
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    • Alligator

    1 month ago
    A surreal digital painting depicts a massive alligator mid-air, holding a basketball as if to dunk it into a hoop on the left. Behind the alligator is a large, fiery explosion. To the right, Jesus Christ stands with his arms slightly raised, observing the scene. Below the alligator, a muscular man with long, dark hair is screaming and looking upwards. Several seagulls fly around the basketball hoop and the alligator.
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