Repair Shop

Repair Shop jokes

Space Travel

What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

Car

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

Notice

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

Community

my phone broke and is at a repair shop right now so depending on how long that takes i wont be active on here at all :)