Space TravelAnonymous8 years agoWhat did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
CarAnonymous1 year agoI work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
NoticeCelaena1 year agoNotice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.