ReligionAnonymous7 years agoI was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
BarAnonymous7 years agoA priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...He orders a drink.
JesusAnonymous7 years agoI only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.
SexAnonymous7 years agoWhat is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
CompanyAnonymous7 years agoI started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
JesusAnonymous8 years agoWhy can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
PedophileAnonymous8 years agoWhat is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
ChristmasAnonymous8 years agoWhat do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.