I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
Why do orphans go to church? Not because they are religious because they want someone to call father.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
What does the initials BIBLE stand for? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
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