Jesus and M&Ms

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that Jesus got nailed to a cross, right? Big, big holes in his hands. So, like, M&Ms are small and round. They fall right through those holes. It's funny 'cause it's, like, a dark take on a Bible story. Also, stop picking your nose.