Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
couy
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
What happens when you cross a cow and a red neck? The redneck fucks the cow
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
How do curcensize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
a redneck and a black man walk into a bar and order a drink
How do kill a redneck Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes of his house
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?....... A redneck virgen!!!!!
