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Suicide hotline

04._.02._.21 on tiktok · 4 years ago

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

Vaccine

IZABELLA💖💖 · 3 years ago

))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

K pop

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot of two comments on Pornhub. The first comment by user 'FunkyMonkey42069' is asking if K-Pop could be a substitute for "Ok Boomer". The second comment by user 'U12937492' says "My guy I'm here to blow my load not my mind."

Windows

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A survey asking how likely someone is to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague with a scale from 1 to 5. The explanation provided below states that people don't usually recommend operating systems randomly in conversations. Below the survey is written: "THIS IS NOT TRUE. Have you ever seen a linux user?"

Review

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a game review on Steam. The user 'Bob Frenchman' has played the game for 12,290.5 hours and recommends the game, stating 'played it a bit, it's ok'. This review received a lot of 'helpful' and 'funny' votes. The text '12,290.5 hrs on record' is shown twice in the image, highlighting the significant amount of time spent playing the game.

Search Engine

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Ah yes Google vs Bing

The image is a comparison between Google and Bing search results when searching for suicide-related topics. Google shows an image of a smiling man, whereas Bing shows an image with the text "kill yourself". Below, Amazon recommends buying a ladder and a rope as frequently bought together.

Illusion

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Radio

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Cat

cocomelon · 3 years ago

A white cat is staring straight into the camera with a serious look. In the background, there is a laptop. Above the cat, the text reads: "READ THIS". Below the cat, the text says "IS SRSY GUD."

Bathroom

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The first tweet asks "can i take pics in ur bathroom?" and shows two pictures of a woman posing in a nice bathroom. The second tweet states "I do not recommend" and shows a picture of a very dirty and run-down bathroom.

Vaccine

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

o_o

Cosmo

Anonymous · 7 months ago

headcanon

A digital drawing showing two anthropomorphic snack-themed characters. On the left, a red character with green hair looks on in terror, hands to its face. On the right, a character named Cosmo, designed after a Cosmic Brownie, has been 'unrolled' into a flat, rectangular sheet with a face and tiny limbs. Text at the top reads 'headcanon: it's possible to unroll cosmo (not recommended)'.

Game

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot mimicking the Steam store interface. At the top, white text reads, "BECAUSE YOU PLAYED RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2." Below is the box art for the video game "Disney G-FORCE," showing a smiling, anthropomorphic hamster wearing goggles and holding a futuristic gun. The price is listed as A$ 28.95. Below the title art are several genre tags: Third-Person Shooter, Hentai, Masterpiece, and Cold War.

Type

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

Vaccine

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".

Travel

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An open suitcase is filled with tiramisu. A hand holding a spoon is dipping into the dessert. The text overlay says, "Let's normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase."

Rent

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

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should I watch tadc???? If so, is there anything I should know…????

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