Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowtedđ
ur the reason got created the middle finger
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!đ
You are the reason double doors were invented
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes? A fucking disgusting, scumbag with no intellignece what so ever. If u actually joke about this you are the reason humanity has faded.
Why canât blind people read this? They canât see
why did the boy ask a question to the girl
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
I used to have a girlfriend, who would argue with me a lot for no reason, I look at her feet and say to her, here is ÂŁ15 give yourself a foot pedicure then come back to me it clearly shows you have man feet, you are a woman you should have woman feet, no wonder you boss me around too much as if your the man of the house.
My dad drove past a graveyard he said âI wonât be buried there.â I asked why. He said âBecause I am not dead yetâ
TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason
Your mum is so smart but she still canât figure why she had you
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
