Realist jokes
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Memes
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Memes
Community
Does anyone know how to do realistic digital art? It’s for a friend of mine
Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth