Realist jokes
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
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Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
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Community talk
Does anyone know how to do realistic digital art? It’s for a friend of mine
Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth