Realist jokes

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?

Abdi and Tunde are real.

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.