Real Jokes

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

Sans: Zzzzzzzz

Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it dude?

Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

Papyus: Grrrrr....

Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.

2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?

Abdi and Tunde is real

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."

bro wait are cannibals real tho? anyway my joke is if u eat urself r u a cannibal? think about it lol haha

My family is like Donkey Kong a real pain in the ass

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂

How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.

In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

Guy #2: Why, what is it?

Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

Guy feels something on his back.

“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”

“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”