Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Real Life Jokes
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
