When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Real Life Jokes
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
